Straight Elite Male Companions For Women
We know you know how handsome, educated, and charming our Cowboys are one-on-one, but did you know they are multi-talented and can double as male stripper entertainment for a group, too? That’s right ladies. If you’re not ready to take the plunge for a private session, why not call on us to help with your next bachelorette party, hen party, birthday celebration, divorce celebration, house warming party, etc. Heck, who needs a reason other than ‘just because’ to dish up awesome entertainment for you and your girlfriends. If you need good looking, sexy, talented entertainment, we’ve got the men for you.
Two recent media stories prompted us to write this reminder about the entertainment side of our male escorts. First, Magic Mike announced that he is opening a Magic Mike House in Vegas in 2017. When we saw the promo clip with them acting like this was something new, we thought to ourselves, “Don’t they know that the Gigolos have had their house in Vegas for years?” We entertain in Vegas, 11 other cities, or wherever you want us to. The second story was a compilation on Thrillist of funny stripper tales from things that had actually happened during their shows.
While we don’t ever strip and tell, this article was too funny not to share. So here are a few of our favorite funny moments from the article to help ease you into the weekend.
“At a show in Sydney, I didn’t understand why everyone was cheering so loud, and then when I made it backstage, all the boys were laughing on the floor. One of them kindly pointed out my wardrobe malfunction. Because I had to change so fast after the opening, I’d accidentally put my G-string on backwards and my left nut was hanging out the entire routine. — Benny, Aussie Hunks
Let’s face it, wardrobe malfunctions happen all the time, but not normally on a stage for all to see (can you say Super Bowl halftime show?). While we can’t make any guarantees, we will do our best to ensure no wardrobe malfunctions at any event where we perform. More importantly, is there a specific wardrobe you want us to wear? Just tell us, and we will do our best to accommodate. Maybe you have a fantasy about a firefighter or a police officer. Or maybe you just want a rugged Cowboy to dance for you. We aim to please.
“During the photo shoot at the end of the night, two girls came on stage to take a picture with the guys and one took off her dress — no panties. She was naked. And I thought we were the strippers!” — Jay, HunkOMania
Ummm, and you had a problem with that?
“A police officer came walking through the club and the emcee, joking, yelled on the mic that he was the next act, so the girls chased after him — a legitimate police officer on duty — with dollar bills.” — Casey, HunkOMania
We love the spontaneous free flow in this one. That’s what a show should be. The audience reacts to the performer, and in turn, the performer plays off the audience reactions. We love spontaneity; however, let’s make sure things don’t get out of hand to where the actual law gets called in.
“While going through my routine, a girl was so nervous, when I picked her up to perform a trick, she peed all over me.” — GQ, HunkOMania
While we love the thought of our performance making you ‘wet’, just to be clear, we’re not talking about this kind.
So what are you waiting for? Round up your gal pals for a fun-filled night with our male dancers or book us for an upcoming event you are planning. We’d love to entertain you!
Straight Elite Male Companions for Women
