Get Into the Genes of a Gigolo
We women, here, at “Women’s Pleasure United, Incorporated” are developing a game for women called, “SPOT THE GIGOLO.” The detailed instructions direct the players how to find their winning man and, as such, “FIND THE G-SPOT.”
The game’s instruction manual begins by introducing the BASIC CONCEPTS:
The G-Spot is elusive. It is mysterious yet powerful. It provides immense pleasure. However, to identify his (or its) presence and qualities can create great consternation and take great concentration. Theorists have analogized him (it) to “the light at the end of the tunnel” and “the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.”
The instruction manual continues with some brief SEMANTICS. One fabulous highlight is:
“Gigolo” Definition*: a professional gentleman who works at an elite agency, such as the world-renowned straight male companion agency, Cowboys4Angels, and who serves women as a male companion by granting women the ultimate “boyfriend experience.”
*Incidentally, this term is fitting because the Cowboys4Angels gentlemen each possesses, by definition, a mind, a face, and a body that all exhibit incredible “definition!”
The instruction manual elaborates on the game’s GOAL: to identify a true, modern Gigolo. It also provides the winner’s REWARD: the winner who successfully spots the Gigolo, in turn, finds her G-Spot! BONUS PRIZE: the winner stimulates her… imagination.
Foremost, the instruction manual lays out the RULES. The KEY rule says, “Get into his ‘genes!’”
Whereas a gene displays the makeup of a living thing, the following clues decode the makeup of your winning man! They provide the guidelines for you to spot your man. Here’s the key to unlock the code:
-He is a professional. He works for an elite, classy, exclusive male companion agency, such as the best, Cowboys4Angels, which hand-selects only the finest, well-suited men through its elegant owner, Garren James.
-He is physically fit. He is buff, muscular, strong, athletic, cut, and toned. He exercises to form his body into the ultimate shape. He takes care of himself and greatly respects his physical appearance.
-He is gorgeous. He is naturally beautiful. He possesses the beauty of a chiseled model. He is photogenic and stands out in a crowd. Heads turn when he walks into a room.
-He is smart. He is an educated man who constantly learns new things from the people and places around him. He knows a lot and carries a deep-seated interest in many topics.
-He is chivalrous and charming. He carries himself with a confident, old-fashioned sensibility, which still appeals to modern women.
-He loves women. He holds women in the utmost esteem, respects them, and is genuinely fascinated by a woman’s inner-being.
-He is inventive. He pursues passions in the world which demonstrate his entrepreneurism, creativity, and skill. He is an independent leader in his life.
-He is compassionate. He loves to listen. He looks you in the eye as you convey your emotions. He knows how to interpret and empathize with your feelings.
-He is fun-loving. He is open to trying new things and experiences. He is a real “people person” who dives into life’s offerings with friends, acquaintances, and companions. He embodies a sense of adventure.
-He is well-dressed. He has a wealth of style. He looks good in formal-wear, suits, tuxedos, casual & comfortable frocks, swim suits, or, even, nothing at all!
-He is well-spoken. He is articulate, well-versed, logical, and confident. He knows how to clearly convey his thoughts.
-He is adaptable. He assumes new roles at a moment’s notice. He embraces the honor of being your boyfriend, date, guest, companion, travel companion, or simply your quiet companion. He is dynamic.
-He is talented. He can do some special things, such as sing, rap, dance, strip, perform in shows, model, fly, or rock-climb. He is well-rounded.
-He is fun-loving. He adores a good time and loves nothing more than sharing his playful spirit with you. He will dress in costume or adopt a new title in order to please you. He loves to laugh and be silly as much as you do.
-He is wise. He knows a lot about life. He meets people and soaks in the valuable lessons they teach to him.
-He is happy. He is an upbeat person who is eager to smile.
-He is grateful. He appreciates his job and views it as more of a “calling” than an occupation. He is aware that many men would cherish the opportunity to fill his position and values his unique chance to intertwine in women’s lives.
-He stays current. He is on top…of the happenings around town, in the country, and overseas. He likes to keep abreast of everything and keep his finger on the pulse of it all.
-He aims to make you smile. He depends on your happiness. A twinkle in your eye means the world to him. He knows the way to your heart is to extend his true affection for your real strengths. He notices and reflects your best qualities.
-He is, ultimately, well-defined. The world is comprised of many men. Yet, only a few fit this robust definition.
-He IS the G-Spot! To find him is synonymous with finding your G-Spot, as he may seem elusive and mysterious to others. He is powerful and provides immense pleasure. He is easy to spot if, and only if, you go to the right place, like Cowboys4Angels agency!
We always cook up something new, here, at “Women’s Pleasure United, Incorporated.” Our standard recipe is, as follows: mix up some “fun;” stir in a “game;” add a hint of “fantasy;” squeeze a squirt of “cream;” rub out a dash of “sugar,” and blend together, all, with a pinch of “heat.”
We hope you have enjoyed our debut reveal of our new game! We wish you good luck when you “get into the genes of your Gigolo and, in turn, find your G-Spot!”
