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I have been single for a while and recently very bored. I didn’t want to go on the apps–yawn. But meeting someone in my area has been proving quite difficult. And, I felt pretty rusty. So, I decided to try something new and enlisted the company of a male companion. From the moment he walked in with a confident smile, I knew this would be an adventure. We started at a funky mini-golf place, where his competitive spirit shone through. Who knew mini-golf could be so hilarious? There were failed trick shots, triumphant fist pumps, and plenty of laughter. He even jokingly claimed he was a “mini-golf champion in disguise.”

Afterwards, we headed to a karaoke bar. Now, I’m no Adele, and neither is he, but that didn’t stop us from belting out our favorite tunes. Our duet rendition of a classic ’80s power ballad might not have won any awards, but it certainly won us a lot of smiles from other patrons. We then decided to embrace our inner foodies and hit a taco truck for some late-night eats. We exchanged playful banter about whose choice of taco was superior, all while trying not to spill salsa on ourselves – a messy but hilarious challenge.

To cap off the night, we went to a comedy club. Surrounded by laughter, we shared our favorite jokes and playfully teased each other about who had the better sense of humor. As the night came to an end, we both agreed that this was not your typical first date, but it was certainly one of the most entertaining. Who knew that a round of mini-golf, off-key karaoke, messy tacos, and a comedy show could be the perfect ingredients for a hilariously fun first date? The evening with my companion-turned-companion was an absolute riot, and it set the stage for more laughter-filled adventures to come.

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