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Adult entertainment is a thriving industry, and no more so than during the holidays. Apparently Halloween is a time of year when people want to get a little freaky.

For every holiday that rolls around, Pornhub combs through their data to find out exactly what kinds of porn people like to check out at that time of the year. With it being Halloween, they took a look at what kind of ghoulish and scary things get people off.

Not too surprisingly, searches spike for “Halloween” (by up to 2,245 percent) this time of year, as well as “Halloween Costume” and “Trick or Treat” (can you say role play). Of course “Halloween Orgy” is also popular, up over 1,000 percent during the Halloween season last year.

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Pornhub also found out that its users want a little bit of scary with their porn. Terms like “devil” “vampire” and “zombie” far outpaced sweeter terms like “schoolgirl.” I actually had no idea zombie porn existed (call me naïve), but apparently it does and is very popular around Halloween. Worldwide searches including the term zombie spike by 4.2 times on Halloween as compared to any other days of the year. And apparently there is even adult movie entertainment with clowns as the focus. Creepy!

Now I’m not one to judge – whatever floats your boat kids, after all, you are adults. I guess this explains the popularity of “The Walking Dead. So I’m trying to imagine how one would actually bring the aspect of zombie porn into the bedroom. I mean, this takes role playing and dress up to a whole new level!

Does one person just “chase” the other, or is there an element of surprise, like an “attack,” involved? Hmmmm, I’m trying to imagine a scenario like this with one of my favorite Cowboys. If I had one of the Gigolos chasing me and saying he wanted to eat me, I don’t think I would run away…lol. Talk about a Trick Or(al) Treat! A squad of Cowboys as Walkers coming after me? That sounds more like heaven, not horror, to me.

If a Cowboy wanted to play vampire, I think I’d happily allow a Vampire’s Kiss. Any one of them could kiss and suck my neck all they want (cape completely optional). Can you imagine a scenario that’s just a little freaky with your favorite Cowboy? Do tell! What kind of Halloween horror can you conjure up?

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